We all want the best for our offspring. We want to give them everything they want, everything we didn't have so that they can have the greatest springboard possible into this big, scary, amazing thing called life. We pull all the stops and get them the biggest, most interactive toys to help their cognitive development and the shiniest phones and gadgets so that they can properly socialize with their peers and a fancy new car so that they can experience freedom AND responsibility together, growing them into a perfectly balanced human being, poised to take over the world. BUT, one of the most important lessons one needs to learn in life is that you don't always get what you want. The word "no" exists for a reason, people. Teach it to your kids, or they might end up like these soon-to-be-sixteen-and-pregnant junior dickheads!

1. This should be punishable by death!

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2. "Dammit, he's right guys...plus, they're white!" –Cops, probably

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3. DAVE! You're back!

4. Should be required reading in all prep schools!

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